jasoncoltrin.com

Stream start 2:15PM PST

All credit goes to https://twitch.tv/shroud

PUBG Solos

I like Camp Charlie. There’s a lot more cover and buildings, a lot of tall 3 stories. You have these walls here. Camp Charlie, I like it. Probably terrible for snipers.

When does the new (PUBG) update come out? With the scooter? I want to play it, live.

When does the nvidia 2080 come out? Sept 20th?

I can’t image people still on the (nvidia) 750, 780’s. Can you imagine that upgrade? It’s not all about the GPU these days. The graphics card doesn’t make a break or break your whole rig. Like a 1080TI to a 2080TI. It will help but it won’t be doubling your performance. I’m not underestimating the 2080TI. It depends on the application. In most games it’s not going to be like game-changing. It will help, without a doubt. You could get 20-50 which is huge. But most games you’re going to get 20. It will help, it’s going to be a better GPU of course. You’re not going to double your frames, that’s not how it works. It’s not like you’ll get 4x your frames.

I hate the looting animation. That and vaulting.

I saw the RTX Battlefield demo with the lighting effects. That no one is going to use, that they’ll turn off immediately. If it ever gets to the point where they can run at crazy graphics and still get triple digit frames then maybe I’ll enable those settings. They need to find a balance.

Textures is ok It’s ok to enable textures.

You rest your fingers on they keys. On the silvers, you’re going to catch yourself moving left and right. It took me a while to get out of the mentality of resting your fingers on your keys at all. It’s weird you have to use it to understand. The silver switches. I like them though because I feel like my movement is faster. It’s also easier to F up. It’s easy to fat finger. Silver switches is the ultimate fat finger. Typing is more difficult. It is. My typing is terrible on silver switches.

(About new twitch prime ads) They gotta find a way to make money. And make us money. Basically they will Start Sept 14th. If you have twitch prime, you will not have an ad-free experience. If you are subscribed you will not see ads. It makes sense why they’re doing that. How do they sell ad space if they don’t even watch the ads. That helps us as streamers. The downside is you don’t have to watch ads. I guess they never thought twitch prime would get so big.

I got my first job when I was 16 and I probably worked for a month. The rest was just me being solo dolo child. Grandparents hooked it up, parents hooked it up. Sometimes I didn’t eat lunch because I wanted to buy a game. My mom would give me $5 each day. I would pocked the money and not eat. I’d be really hungry. I basically saved my money from birthdays, Christmas whatever. I think Easter my grandparents gave me money. My grandparents gave me a lot of money. They would give me $100 for every occasion. I would just save it. I would buy a new GPU. I was specific with what I wanted. My mom didn’t know what I wanted to buy. Noone did. Except for my Dad.

Look at his health (clip)

The M24 (clip)

I don’t like the movement in this game. The gun-play is great but that’s why they added vaulting. Movement? Pisses me off. Momentum based movement. You build up to your max speed.

I’m going to get a P.O. Box – not open to just everyone. Because people will send me weird shit. But for specific items.

Do I get recognized in public? Depends on where I go. Like every time I go to Disneyland, someone recognizes me. They recognize me from FortNite for some reason.

Alhashmi $500 dono. Yes there will be more watches.

I only got to wear it one day. The worst thing about wearing watches is sweating.

It’s insane how you keep everything private. I’m pretty open. I’d say I’m pretty open. I feel like the only thing I keep private is where I live. I think I have to do that. Jess IRL streams around the house more. I’ll probably do a video of the house before we move. My neighbors don’t know or care about anything. It’s weird nobody cares to know anyone on the street. It’s great actually. Like there’s this one trashcan on the street.

I prefer to have an older following. I feel exactly like ninja. I’d feel kinda wrong being how I am right now saying bs and swearing and talking about cocks if I had a younger community. There’s a much higher average age. That’s fine. I’ll do it all day.

4:00PM PST - PUBG Solos

There’s no way 12 year olds watch me. Maybe 5 to 10 percent. I’d say like 15-16 ok, sure. I’ve done polls. The majority is 20-25.

No I didn’t WOW today. I woke up late. Had to get Troy food and 3, had to send a bunch of emails. I woke up at like 11:30 dude.

I usually wake up at 10 sometimes earlier, sometimes 9. Usually 10 though.

I went to bed at 12:30 – 1 and woke up at 11 and said holey F what is happening.

(World of Warcraft). I’m a horde. I would recommend doing 6 or 7 normals or heroics or mythics. Apparently it’s good Rep. I don’t think it’s worth it to do heroics. Normal’s are not that different in azerite gain.

I’m going to get more coffee (AFK)

4:20 PM PST

Troy never sits behind my chair. I always worry I’m going to run over his tail.

Troy on the loose (clip)

New shirt design.

That shirt will come out in about a week and a half.

I look good, don’t I look good? My character looks good:

The way I normally use the SMG12 is small bursts. (R6S)

Do you guys like Doritos? The beauty of Doritos is you probably haven’t found the flavor you like yet. Try some sweet chili heat.

I wanna play WOW forever. Would you guys follow me if I played WOW only?

That’s going to be the most boring thing you’ve ever watched. Classic WOW. Literally every streamer ever will be playing Vanilla WOW. Yeah you’re in for a real boring treat once it comes out. IT’s going ot be the most resident sleeper ever.

Oof (clip)

Get out of here! (clip)

Jess has great ideas about how to build a brand. I’m just lazy.

‘Doplereffect’ with the 50 donos. $250 donation, thank you man.

Let me drink my coffee (clip)

I don’t know what days I’m going to be a PAX West.

(with 12 left get’s headshot from behind) The amount of times I’ve been killed by M24 today is crazy.

AFK 5:45PM PST PUBG Solos

There’s a little end of the year thing we’re doing. Vote for your favs. Yeah Hoodies will be coming out. They’re already made – at least one hoodie. That’s going to probably be around October when it gets a little colder. One pull over. I’m not a big fan of pull overs.

Chat was doing something about cheesecake:

Just9n did not eat the cheesecake (clip)

Shroud also did not eat the cheesecake (clip)

I feel like the only way to break the M24 curse it to use it myself.

(Gets killed by Kar98) – now we’re back to the Kar98. Of course. Now what do I do? Rock the M24/Kar98 combo? To break both curses?

I would never consider streaming on any other platform than twitch. You’d have to have a non-refusable offer. You’d have to leave your whole community behind. Build a whole new sub count. What’s the point? Hopefully they’d pay you enough to secure all that loss. Most of them will not follow you to a different platform. They won’t watch two different platforms. A very small percentage. I think I’d get about a 3 to 5 viewers consistently on a different platform. Maybe. Would you swap for a 1 billion dollar offer?

Have you played the new Ops on rainbow 6? No I don’t want to.

The only time making your own platform would work is if you’re losing your popularity and get ahead of that and see that. And it’s probably even harder to accept. It would just never be worth it.

I’d love to see someone do that. To see how it pays off.

I’ve always sold my old PC parts to my buddies.

I’m actually kind of shocked PUBG figured out how to make it rain outside, but not inside at the same time.

(Gets headshot by KAR98) Nooo! I can’t catch a break!

I have to download 60 GB? (Rainbow 6)

Shroud perfectly explains PUBG

(Plays with Troy for 15 min or so)

AFK for more coffee

RainbowSix Siege 6:45PM PST

I wanna play Soda Poppin. What kind of Ops are these? F yeah America baby!

I do I do, I love America!

This update is kinda cool, I’m down!

SHROUD INSANE 1 TAP (Clip)

ASH has a hitbox… NOT! (Clip)

Win 9 and 3

This update, there is no recoil.

“That AR 15 with a muzzle break looks like a 50 cal. It looks ridiculous”

The new ops are fun. I’ve tried the one, Maverick.

9:45 PM PST Rainbow 6 Siege

Looks like Shroud’s at Level 23 now.

Ended stream by Hosting Thraxitup

I’ll be back on tomorrow. I got a meeting at 10:30. Laaaaaate

Stream End 10:25 PST

Stream Start 1PM PST

All credit goes to https://twitch.tv/shroud

PUBG Duos with Just9n

2:25 PM PST

J9: I neck shot him with the pan!

S: I wish I could swing while in the air. You had everything going for you there. I wish there was a mechanic like that. Melee swing. I was in a prime position to do it!

J9: I don’t put my number of wins in my title. I don’t care.

S: Viss has 2000. That’s a shit-ton of wins. S: I think I have 700. J9: I think I have 500.

S: There’s no way I have over 1000. You have 753. There you go. Thanks Chat. Good job everybody.

Skins today (sporting the twitch jungle skins)

re: WOW – I did all the mythics as well I just probably got a little more lucky.

By the way I’m only streaming 3 or 4 more hours. Taking Troy to the dog park.

Then guess what I’m doing when I get back? World of Warcraft! I’m addicted to that game.

Mobile games are not that sick. The quality streaming with 4G is shit. Looks like it’s 480p. I don’t know how to make it look better.

Edgimus thank you for the 10 gifts.

I don’t think my mom even has my address.

J9: I’ve been kicking my Ethernet cable waaaay too much.

S: It’s in a really bad spot too. You could just get a split from that other one.

J9: Have you noticed your donos have been less lately? Gifts has taken off. Instead of donating people have been gifting subs instead.

S: Something’s f’d up with my paypal lately. Like alhasmi said it.

eevisuu – who the f is that? What is your old name?

J9: I wonder if they’ll have weather at the tournament? Everyone will be a snake.

We’re doing the broadcaster royale thing.

My goal, my plan is to try to use a vector with a 4x. Use it like an ump. It’s probably going to be terrible.

It’s crazy how easy a 4x ump is. It’s one of the easiest weapons in the game. Vector’s going to be hard. J9: it kicks a lot. S: It’s do-able though. Burst shot. J9: If you hold it you’re going to lose it.

Speed Run (Clip https://clips.twitch.tv/CuteFlaccidGrassGOWSkull)

LUL! That was cool what you did. Looked so funny from my end. You can probably re-create that. I don’t care what anybody says that was the coolest thing I’ve ever seen!

Why is the new update not in this game yet?

This is hard, it’s not like an ump at all.

I wanna take that ramp. Barrel roll (Doing stuff clip)

J9’s POV of barrel roll clip

Shroud destroys guy’s face (clip)

J9: What the DC? I know but how am I hear?

S: At least we pulled some sweet tricks that was sweet.

This is definitely not an ump. J9: Yeah it drops off at range (Vector w/ 4x)

Vector sucks with the 4x. I can’t full commit with vector.

Got headshots FUC*ING HEADSHOT

Chicken dinner winner

J9: Stream sniped again! DoctorDocs, he’s a common one.

The vector is broken. That’s why I’m worried about the new gun. The high rate of fire.

J9: That’s why I’ve been using the UMP.

Oh I hold, (ADS) I used to just toggle. Now I hold.

Left Stream at 4PM PST

Didn’t get much this stream, sorry!

All credit goes to https://twitch.tv/shroud

Started stream around 2:30PM PST

PUBG Solos

Missed 1st hour of PUBG gaming but got a few clips

Poggers! (clip)

Thoughts on Fortnite (clip)

he’s GOOFY A$$ (clip)

Shroud sub callout rap god (clip)

4PM PST

Mike Checked out Earth Special Forces – I’ve been waiting for the new one. I don’t think it’s ever going to get re-made. It was so fun. It’s really old. It was a half-life mod as well as the new one. 16 player server. All original DragonBallz characters and their abilities. And then you have your chi (ke?) and you get that by fighting.

Anyway ESF is a great game. There’s a lot more to it than the different blasts. There are people on the forum that say, “I started following it when I was 14 and now I’m 30.” Do they have an FAQ? Anyway, I wonder if it’s a game you can still download. Is maintenance still happening? Oh shit you have to install halflife to install this.

Oh Steam is down. Steam’s dead. Steam is offline! Ohhhh ew ew ew. Flame. Oh it’s Tuesday; Tuesday maintenance. I’m going to go get some coffee. I forgot Tuesday is maintenance.

I want to show you quick run through of ESF. It came out in 2000. I was 6. 1.2.3 is when I played it. Their final version 1.0 will never happen. I’d love to partner up with them. I’m sure my community would love it. They might get screwed. Now that DragonBall is getting more popular. Most fan-made mods kind of get shut down. Anyway, I’ll BRB. I want some more coffee. And water – that’s important. I got just the song. (plays Africa – Toto).

Alright, let me show you guys this game just for fun. Let me show you what this game is. This game was my childhood. Their servers are up! Haha, there is 1 player. Let me set up a server.

I loved this game, I loved it.

You have your abilities, you can teleport. This is my childhood. You can have your beam battles and shit. This game was so fun. I loved it. You can have 16 players in this battlefield here. Normally I just played with my friends on LAN server. Anyway, it was awesome. There are commands. I didn’t mean to add a bot.

ESF Demo (clip)

Left stream at 4:30 PM PST

Resumed stream at 7:45PM PST

Rainbow 6 Siege

Shroud’s playing R6S with the following crew:

George-is-Short, Alpacka.-, MC.Jay444, Heck-Beaulo and KeisezrG (Shroud)

We got some trolls on our team jezuz. (George-is-short smacks Shroud with a club.) Geez we got trolls on our team.

Oh he got banned. I guess these guys are known as the toxic trolls in this rank. I guess the George guy was an actual troll. The other guys are trolling but he was TK’ing me over and over again.

He’s Insane (clip)

I am not a troll ok? I am not.

For some reason everyone started copypasta:

8:30PM PST

8:45PM PST - IRL for 15 min now

9:00PM PST - IRL

Went AFK at 9:35 PM PST - IRL

Damn we’re going back, way back. Troy, don’t think about it… Troy talks: “woo woo woo”.

Troy is such a large cat.

Is that ant from Australia? Lol.

Drop it!

There you go, now you’re learning.

I’m trying to throw you the ball, not play tug of war.

Did you lose your ball under my desk? I got you. (crawls under desk)

Superhexagon is fuuuun I love that game. Haven’t played it in a long time.

It was fun to watch soda to the mythic.

Greek is a character.

I just want to watch Tyler1 videos. Can I just watch Tyler1 videos?

I think Tyler1 is – I’ve never met him in person so I don’t know but I swear he’s – it has to be an act. Even if I was to meet him in person he’d be the same. He’s gotta be playin a character.

(Looks at steam charts)

Monster Hunter World is owning!

Tyler1 LULs – oh man

https://clips.twitch.tv/GentleSucculentFlamingoKappa

I watched all his clips too many times.

This is my favorite clip.

https://clips.twitch.tv/RenownedFunnyTarsierTriHard – j9 & shroud

https://clips.twitch.tv/AgitatedBlueDurianSoBayed

This is such a great clip. It can be used with any game.

https://clips.twitch.tv/LongMildConsoleFreakinStinkin

I hate games like that (I wanna be the boshy). So frustrating to even watch them.

I wish there was a better way to watch clips. Like an app.

More Tyler1 clips…

10:15PM PST

https://clips.twitch.tv/StrongUglyHamburgerDoritosChip

https://clips.twitch.tv/PrettiestTolerantLEDBrokeBack – Wadu clip

https://clips.twitch.tv/FineFancyWrenCorgiDerp – JoshOG clip

Tyler helps a fellow viewer lol

https://clips.twitch.tv/TransparentDistinctPelicanShadyLulu

Missed 30 min of stream

https://clips.twitch.tv/UnusualRamshackleKleeANELE – Greek and Tyler1 lol

https://clips.twitch.tv/BadSpoopyLeopardTheThing – Tyler1

Ok I think we’ve done this enough (watching clips).

AFK at 11:00PM to go check on Jess

Look at this sub count – 60,694. Mark the day at 60k subs. In a week and a half it will continue to go up. I wanted to play WOW today, but I’ll do WOW tomorrow night.

Tyler and Greek Autism attack

D__Rich is playing Lord of the Rings Online? OMG. This game is so fun. Look how dated it is. He’s wearing my hoodie again.

I think I’m going to call it here. You want me to host him? Ok f it. Why not? Sure. I was going to host someone else. This works. Anyway, later dudes and dudettes. Thank you. I’ll be on tomorrow hopefully in the morning. Anyway, peace out everyone. You can watch LOTR online. This game is 14 years old.

Stream end 11:08 PM

All credit goes to https://twitch.tv/shroud

J9: Just let me watch this.

S: I don’t care about your damn cinematics!

J9: I have an hour until the release. S: Release of what? J9: Don’t troll me! Release of WOW you know this!

S: Do I have permission to watch your stream? J9: Yeah S: What are you doing? J9: Watching the… S: LOL

S: I’m still laughing at how I trolled Just9n. You WOW’n? Should we prep? J9: How? S: I don’t know make a feast?

S: Don’t hate it yet. Watching WOW can be interesting, don’t hate it yet!

Question: Did you get into a fight? It’s be cause I was doing this for a while. (Holds and rests 2 fingers up to side of eye) You guys know about my face. (kinda looks like Mike got a black eye.)

“I like this song. (Cover of What’s in your head by cranberries).”

World of Warcraft

Ok we need to drop every single quest. What’s the quest we need to keep?

I always use default UI. I can’t stand the add ons. BTW, if you guys are feeling generous I could use some gold. I only have 200k.

God I love this game. I love it but I hate it. So much time spent on this game.

God I can’t f’n type! Sorry.

J9: Have you seen all the trailers?

S: Oh yeah stats list.

J9: It’s going to be around cataclysm XP. I think I might be able to help you I don’t know. I can just kill shit for you.

S: This is weird.

J9: Have you bought BFA? I don’t know what happened it’s a bug. I paid $20 and I got the deluxe version. I don’t know wtf happened. When I paid for regular $50 version.

S: DO I have it? How do I know? Guilded Ravasaur. I don’t remember buying it.

J9: I don’t remember buying it at all.

S: Where the f are my talents? Everyone’s playing WOW. I have to do this, do you want to help me out?

J9: Yeah I don’t know how to find you.

S: I’m in Ashvale right now. So weird they can only do fullscreen window. It’s f’n weird. I hate fullscreen window. Bullshit.

J9: I’m flying over you.

S: Hopefully this doesn’t take too long.

J9: I remember it takes about an hour.

S: I’m not going to be done with this by 3. J9: You f’d up a little bit. I’m not a lore person so I don’t know why. Wait do we burn their tree? J9: Yeah kill wisps then burn their tree. S: I like having low hit numbers.

S: What are the go-to talents for frost-mage?

Why is everyone playing WOW? Expansion day.

400k viewers and it’s not even live. Everyone is hyped.

Do you want to group up with me? J9: The big WOW streamers are just going to farm. S: that’s good right? J9: yeah.

S: I gotta do this pre-quest! I”m running out of time!

J9: Are you playing with Jess. S: No it’s cool I’ll play solo. J9: ARE YOU PLAYING IN MY GAME!?!?” S: lol alright man lets play some video games. J9: Alright join my discord.

S: Think I watch cut scenes? That’s funny. That’s a good meme.

(They have the best cinematics team though.) Oh I know. I know.

S: Undead are my favorite.

J9: Are you coming mike?

S: yeah yeah. What is his f’n discord picture I’m going to freak out. I can’t find it. I can’t find his f’n discord server. There it is, jesus. The way you sort it is just pictures. Give me names, not just picture.

S: War mode it on we’re going to fight every person we see! I’m only in this group because I’m trying to do this pre-shit. Everyone is telling me I need to do this.

S: Half my chat is saying I don’t need to do it. I don’t know what lorderon thing your talking about.

J9: You should just do it. I’m so undergeared. Rogues are kinda bullshit.

S: They’re getting rid of legendary weapons?

S: I don’t have a single add-on.

I told you to bring snacks!

Colby: I’m just the snack-man now?

This is messed up horde fighting alliance.

(How does he have mythic mount?) Cause I’m the mythic rider! No just kidding I got carried.

Alliance plebs.

J9: I think it’s starting to lag. J9: Oh I got kicked out. Alright I’m back we’re all good.

This is a cool mount! Woooo!

I should probably cover my chat with my webcam.

Why?
Sketchy shit in chat

WOW BR lol

If you’re not WOW fans, sorry. Because the expansion is coming. Yeah.

Yep WOW BR, that’s why there’s so much hype. Think about a WOW BR, I think that would work! You just zone in with your BG, you have your gear. You loot different buffs and work your way down.

I hate this shit about WOW.

This is still going? This loderon is taking for ever. There’s 5 MINUTES LEFT.

Whatever dropped I think broke the quest.

J9: We started, we’re in! I can’t complete the quest, hello!?

S: Syvannis is crazy. Is undercity dead? Is it toast? Bro undercity just got owned!

S: Finally I’m done! Look that I got an XP bar. Oh I didn’t turn on war mode, f!

S: I don’t know what talents are even good. J9: You shift-right-click it. S: I’m just going to pick one.

supurnovaa: @shroud warmode talents are changable anytime you’re in a inn or major city

S: Oh that’s good. They changed the UI a little bit.

S: This is going well. Great expansion. J9: Smooth launch btw. S: smooth. OMEGALUL

S: My chat is saying people can’t even log in right now. People are just getting DC’d and shit, it’s a nightmare. You were DC’d that whole time Chun. I can’t talk. Oh I’m in!? I’m sitting at a black screen.

Appartenly you click Create New Character and go back a few times and it gets you in. J9: Oh I’m in!  S: C’mon! J9: This is not good I’m not loading in. I’m 3/4 of the way loading bar. I want my potion please!

J9: this is so stupid.

You guys really f’d up by waiting until 2:30 to do pre-quest.

J9: I’m just going to put my feet up on the desk. Isn’t this game great?

S: Kyle shut up! okay?!

S: Maybe I should refresh realms? OH WAIT NO! If I press Cancel I reset everything. Don’t press that button.

Kyle: haha I immediately regret this decision.

Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I’m going to google it. “Scream until my eyes bleed.” J9: Yep trying to enter world – still on black screen.

Been at least 30 min trying to get into the game…

Watches Summit1G playing

OMG

We are 20 subs closer to 60-muther-f’n-k!

This would be fun to play. My mage. Lets load the realm list and see if it works.

(Tried changing realms on phone) didn’t work…

I bought the collectors edition, I don’t deserve this kind of BS… (Screen stuck on “Logging in to game server”)

Going on an hour watching a black screen now… It’s trying to default me into the illoden realm. If I re-install the game, it will reset me back into a different realm. J9: Isn’t it 100GB.

I’ll be back for my re-logging in process. (AFK)

(He finally logs in as a Survival-Hunter.)

I have no idea how to play Survival Hunter. Serpent sting, raptor strike, wildfire bomb is the common rotation.

What the f is this quest I just got. I don’t want this. This is stupid as hell.

I’ve got 100 gold to my name.

Playing as “Spixxment” ?

I’m playing a pleb hunter.

Had to leave stream around 5pm PST let me know if I missed anything else

All credit goes to https://twitch.tv/shroud

Started stream around 11:30am PST

Shroud watched the Red Dead Redemption II Official game play trailer

“This game is gonna bang. It’s going to f’n bang. But it’s not coming out on PC until later. I’m gonna play it on console but I’m gonna hate it. There’s no way they don’t release this title on PC. There’s no way.”

“Omg everet. Everet gave 20 Tier 1 subs gifts. ”

About his streaming PC – “I use the quad capture. You can start with aver media. Or you can use the Magewell USB capture 3.0 . Simple just a couple HDMI cables. Or one. You just plug it into your computer. HDMI > gaming PC > HDMI > streaming PC.”

Summit Kills his Brother

“How did he see that? He’s getting so good at that game now.”

Are you still banned? Negative.

“OMG WTF Moster Hunter World number on steam. (237K) There’s no way there’s not that many people playing. It has to be Asia also. There’s no way. ”

“FYI, PUBG is banning stream snipers for stalking. Someone out there is taking them out. If you’re going to do it, be sneaky about. That’s it.”

PUBG solos

Everet, you own! You gave 20 gifts, $100. You own.”

I’m just looking out for stream snipers that also play.

All time high sub count. 54351

“I love this game. This is insane wtf is going on? This is crazy there’s this many people. Let’s party.”

Feels good man.. feels bad man

“I wish I could spectate and then go back to the death cam. Are you lunch box? Did you get banned? I have no control here. If you want to play the game, I’m warning you, you’ll be banned. You can’t blame me for getting banned I’ve done nothing wrong.”

“I tried gifting 100 subs and it didn’t work, my card didn’t work. ”

“xgingersnap gifted total of 100 subs today. holy… what?”

“The new sub gifting package you can give individuals. Or pick a number and it will randomly pick people from chat, then mods, then followers.” Really cool system actually.”

“Troy’s poops are finally, finally starting to get solid. We have him on a diet that should not cause him diarrhea. We have to do tests to figure out what was causing it in the first place.”

“I’m obsessed with using the 2x. I think it’s because of the purple (reticule).”

“Are they banning wadu? They’re probably banning him. If he’s smart he probably wouldn’t do that right now. Everyone knows wadu, he doesn’t have to stream snipe. He can just do his thing.”

500 gift subs from EdgimusPrime, you are owning!

Streamer Protection

Twitch should also be able to get the streamer to be able to make custom gift badges. It should also be like bits where they hit certain numbers and the icon changes and the streamer can change it. Those 500 subs are gone next month.

You guys are going to hear this alert like 500 times. I turned it down though (gift sub alert).

Hit 55k subs! Ay oh, we did it!

“I’m not actually buying a 100k watch you are crazy. ”

“I message him every day (alhashmi) he is part of the Dubai watch club. They put their last watch on hold for me to purchase. I’m not buying that. Not yet. 60k watch for 60k subs you got it.”

“Ok edgimusprime donated another $100. That’s a lot of money, shit. I literally own 2 pair of shoes, and one of them is destroyed. I wanna own more shoes because I destroy them quickly. The thing is, Chad is my shoe guy. I go to him when I need shoes. We haven’t done that in a while. I don’t care much for shoes. I’ve never owned more than 3 pairs of shoes. But I’d like to have more variety. I have Louis V’s hightops. My first high tops. I’m always wearing shorts unless it’s a special occasion.”

“Part of me thinks Chad doesn’t enjoy streaming all that much. That he would be happier doing other things in the gaming community. Because he has options if he wants. I’m pretty sure Chad wants to move to Vegas.”

“Those 2 maps kinda got ruined for me. Even this maps gets a little slow can you imagine the other maps?”

“Are you going to play the new insurgency? The beta comes out today. I don’t know. I want to play monster hunter. I’m not sure if it’s my style. I do, I don’t I don’t know.”

“There’s 250000 people playing Monster Hunter on Steam. It’s farming. It’s owning.”

New meta

I want to test this gun at more of a range (UMP w/ 6x). I wanna test this gun at 200 meters. I wanna know. It’s hard to find someone at 200 meters. There’s always a perfect amount of cover so that it’s never over 200 meters.

Justin downloaded Monster Hunter. I think we’re both going to be newbies.

Shroud gifting 50 subs to his plebs

Are you capping FPS? No. It’s uncapped.

Yeah Jess isn’t here until Saturday night. I’m not going to ruin my schedule but I’ll probably end up streaming more than I normally do. Like tonight I’ll probably stream late as f. I still want to be in bed at midnight maybe end my stream at 11. He’s gotta be on our schedule too. He knows midnight. He can tell time.

“Stewie I’m inviting you now. I’m going to have a little house warming party if you’re interested. Bring your swimsuit.”

J9 joined the chat. J9: “You know when Doc talks about hot acidic diarrhea? I’m taking it to the next volcano level. I’m waiting to go live because I might have to rush to the bathroom any second. Yep yep yep yep yep yep!” S: “Hahah I can imagine him sprinting to the bathroom. He ate taco bell. Think about it, it’s a good thing. Fast food, fast shits. You should have some pepto.” J9: “YOU SHOULD NEVER TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE MICHAEL!”

S: How many emotes do you have now? J9: Oh, 39. I think 5k is the cap. I still have 5 extra. I think you should delete your main channel and see how well you do on your 2nd channel.” S: “I would probably crash and burn” J9: “I think I have swamp ass. I feel ill. Did you know there’s somethign called manpons? They’re like tampons but for you butthole.” S:”That’s actually what they’re called? How do you know this? You’re not leaking, you’re hurting you need a cream or something.” J9: “Will you put that on for me?” S: “Yeah sure cause one day you’ll have to do it for me.”

Monster Hunter World Duos with J9

Yeah this is pretty troll. (Goes through training tutorials solo)

J9: Are we playing together? S: How do I do that? Gathering hub?

J9: I’m in the Canteen, chillin. I know how to do it now.

16 can be in a hunt. J9: You can invite me I guess. S: How do I do that? J9: I don’t know. S: It just kicked me out. J9: Communication error occurred? S: Yeah. Shit’s f’n broken.

S: “Oh hey I can see you!” Do you like how I look? Yeah you don’t like a girl at all.”

“Why is this so confusing?” J9: “Because it’s a port from console.”

J9: “I’m on the quest now.”

S: Yeah I guess you gotta do it solo or something. This is very difficult. These controls are interesting. I don’t even know what “R” does.

S: “It is so yellow outside it is crazy.”

S: (In training grounds) Oh! This is way better than a bow! J9: Yeah I’m owning. What are you using? S: Sword and shield. (confusion) I’m just trying to play some co-op.

J9: I’m upgrading my sword, upgrading my armor.

S: I can make some bone armor? I don’t know what I’m making, I’m buying it. Sounded cool so I bought it. Look at me, I look sweet! I wanna eat.

“Woo! This is kinda fun! Go for it’s tail”

“Goddammit! I wanna mount it!. I don’t like the music in this game.”

Ok done with Monster Hunter around 7:30pm and jumped into Rainbow 6 Siege

Tom Clancy’s Rainbow 6 Siege

Playing DOC as KeisezrG

Went 9 and 1 on a defeat

9 and 1

Rank Platinum I – 4110

Another 9 kill defeat

You can spam this wall?? I’m dead.

Dono $500 – AlHashmi had a hookup on a watch. Specifically held a watch for me. It is kind of an investment. It’s weird to think about because it’s a physical item.

Another $1500 dono from Alhasmi99000 total of $2500 for the day

More R6 will be back on tomorrow around noon. GG’s everybody. Farewell.

Ended stream by hosting Lil_Lexi.

All credit goes to https://twitch.tv/shroud

Started stream around 10:30a.m.

PUBG Solos

Shroud: “I’ve gotta leave 4 hours ahead of time to get there. LA traffic rush hour, not fun. But going to be my first First Class flight. Most exciting part!”

Choco: I’ve never been first class you’ll have to report back. Shroud: Will do.

Choco: Did you watch Game 1? (Berlin competition) Shroud: Yeah a little.

Did you get the new sporty set (skins)? They inverted the colors. Black top and white tights. It’s cool I wish we got more weapon skins.

S: “Did you see the Dacia?” Choco: “Will be faster with the flames.” S: I don’t know if that’s how that works.

Shroud: It’s better to start on something less popular. They want to hit the twitch viewers. On Friday FPP starts. Choco: 3rd person is much more popular. 75% of NA games are 3rd person. In Asia, 98% is 3rd person. It literally makes less sense.

S: You gotta realize in Asia, not everyone cheats, but a lot of them do and cheat to see who has better cheats. Not everyone in Asia, but it’s a big mindset over there. That’s their way of competitiveness.

Steam is just the worst. The latest update is worse. They removed the ability to go offline. You have to turn off your steam overlay completely.

Duos with Choco

“After this game we are swapping back. This map is terrible (Miramar). Stream snipers are hiding, I’m so afraid!”

“It’s crazy how desperate people are for an MMO. Why is so hard to make a good MMO? The amount of money it takes to make a game like that is absurd. ”

Baby Rage

Choco: “Ow my ears.”

What the hell is Defiance 2050?

Why did Just9n shave his head? No it looks fine.

The parachute is cool, but you see it for like, 10 seconds. It’s the one skin that will work in 1st and 3rd person.

He shaved his head last night. It’s all gone. Should I do that? My hair grows really fast.

This is a laggy mess. (choco gets knocked) – I’m coming choco! I can’t res you. Put your ass to my hand.

Get some speed – Barrel roll!!

We hit 50K! Can I get an easy clap in the chat? Can I get an easy clap?

Shroud’s Suicide

EZ Slap

Kobe

YAH YEET

To Choco: “Did you hear Just9n shaved his head. Because he said if he got 3K subs.”

Shroud plays a little Miley Cyrus: Party in the USA

Get a helicopter to LAX? God that would be epic! I might consider this.

I have to go to the bathroom, but the dog’s asleep. But I don’t want to go because I’m going to wake him up and I don’t want to be that guy…

AFK

Missed about an hour stream ended with hosting Summit1G

All credit goes to https://www.twitch.tv/shroud

Started his stream around 1:00pm PST

Duos with Dr. Disrespect

Doc’s and Shroud’s Skins:

Doc: “Alright let’s make this happen!”

Winnie Ownage

Shroud: “OMG there are so many people. People still play this map?” Doc: “People still play this game?”

Doc: “Your stream snipers are so much different. Your’s are like ‘Shroud! Shroud! I love you!’ Mine are like hiding in a container for 20 minutes then kill me.”

Rook LUL

“It’s crazy how bad the other maps are now that (sanhok) this one is out. They need to fix the other maps. If you bring the loot up to what this map has, omg that would be so fun.”

Doc: “You’re really cocky and it pisses me off Shroud.” Shroud: “That’s what everyone else says.”

(Gets killed by honker in buggy) Shroud: “Nobody ever shoots the streamsnipe honkers. Ever.”

Shroud: “My flight’s tomorrow. Stream tomorrow morning for a little while. Probably a 3-4 hour stream tomorrow. I’m leaving during rush hour. My flight’s at 7. So I’m going to have to leave a 3, maybe? I think I’m one stop in Frankfurt, and then Berlin. How am I supposed to my my connection.” Doc: “I’d love to see you in a full sprint.”

Shroud: “Were you shocked to see Ninja? I was shocked to see that.”

New house: “I wanna throw a home gym in the garage but Jess said it’s going to get hot as hell. How the hell am I going to get the AC in it.?”

“I hold ADS, not toggle.”

Shroud: I wanna find this LootMe guy and take him out of the game. Does he teleport? Doc: That’s him, that’s his pattern. Shroud: He has a pattern? Doc: He paid $999 for his cheat somewhere on the internet. S: So he’s the Doc protector? D: He’s not a protector. I killed him one game. S: how do you like the new car? D: It’s pretty solid. S: We’ll find one. D: I know you’re real cocky. S: We’re fine in this car. (They find one). D: What the hell is this? S: Have some fun, take some hills. D: OK S: Omg I wish they made it accelerate faster, it has an ok top speed, it’s just too slow. D: I don’t know what’s worse this horn or your doorbell. S: My doorbell is the Dr. D song. S: I got my car stuck. It’s perfectly wedged in here. What happened to your vehicle? Did it flip? D: yeahhhh…”

Shroud 1v1 and guy sings “Country road but replaces lyrics with “Wadu wadu waduhek.”

S: “Alhashmi you’re a great guy you know that? Thank you man. ($500 donor) 32.5. I didn’t close a home, but I’m locked into a home, closing in a couple months hopefully.”

“Are we gonna hit fifty k today? We might hit 50k (subs).”

“The event in L.A. – those PC’s were pretty bad. Those were i5, 1080ti.”

“You know I’m about to have a PC sponsor soon. It’s exciting but I don’t know when it’s happening.”

“No QBU is terrible (new gun). There’s no point. On the other maps it would be fine. The map is small. Any gun works you can use an ump.”

“Can you tell me your life story?” D: A new command center in the arena. I might send you an invite.

S: I’ve just locked a deal in on a house. S: Man your first house at what, 42 years old?” S: F U, If you were to guess how much. It’s 4 bedrooms, but it has 2 rooms won’t be rooms, they’ll be lofts. So it’s technically 6. Alright, it’s 3.  D: what the hell do you need that for? S: will you quit dying? D: how big’s your yard. The whole lot is 10k sq ft. The yard’s probably about 5k sq ft. D: I’m thinking 1.8 and 2.2. S: you’re good Doc – it’s in that range. D: I’m looking at it right now on google maps.

S: It’s tough to win on this map, with all the snipers.

S: Dono question: Why is Doc such a cry baby? “He’s not. I don’t want to have to explain.”

S: Doc are you bringing your gear to berlin? Probably my headphones and mousepad.

S: Are you going to have fiber in your new command center? D: I don’t think so. S: C’mon!” D: I’m talking to google to get it around the infinity pool S: You’re going to have an another infinity pool? I’m getting a pool. That will be fun. No point for an infinity pool, stupid.”

S: I see your point, getting a pool is expensive, maintaining the pool is expensive. I guess it comes down to how much we use it. I seriously think I will use it more than a community pool. I agree, having a pool – it’s kinda sick. I’ve always wanted a pool, but I mean we’re probably going to have 4 people living in the house. We can also invite people on the weekend and actually use the pool. I said we Might have a 4th person. Jess wants a friend of hers to stay with us. Jess needs a broy as well. Me and justin just stream all day so..”

yes, I’m not a fan of twitch con because I feel like I should, but yeah I’m going.

Is it harder to buy being Canadian. It’s more expensive and I need to provide more information. That’s the only difference.

I’m thinking about maybe a dog/kiddy pool separate from the main pool, that would be fun. There’s a lot you can do with landscaping.

Why don’t you play some IO9?

D: I’m done, going to play some fortnite. S: I thought you uninstalled it? D: No I just got an 11 kill win. S: OK. D: Next time. S: Next time will be in Berlin! D: You better prep. (Doc leaves)

PUBG Solos

Q: Are you seeing D-Sync in top 10? “Yeah sometimes.”

Q: Will you stream the event? “Yeah I think all the streamers can stream. I don’t know if they have to, but I will stream, yeah. Mic quality won’t be as good, but I’m still going to stream.”

Apparently all the teams are listed on the website. https://pgi.playbattlegrounds.com/

(Gets killed) Assassinated from both f’n sides…

50K hype: we’re getting there.

Q: WIll you shave your legs if I donate a hundred dollars? No.

The home, it may be difficult for a 3rd streamer to live there. 2 is perfect. But. I tried to line up the loud streamers, Justin and I downstairs, and Jess from time to time upstairs. Is J9 paying for the house too? Rent. I guess.

It’s actually hard to find a pistol on this map. I could do pistols only.

I think J9 would feel bad living in my house without paying rent.

J9 gives $2k donation. “Nice” “This is how he pays rent.”

“F’n troll dude. you know, donating to pay rent is really bad. Awkward for my CPA, but that’s fine. I’m curious, I want to log into paypal and see how much they take.”

“I can just refund it, and they don’t take their cut. Paypal is confusing; I don’t understand it. Hey man $200 is $200.” J9: “Free rent I heard.” S: “haha goddamnit.”

“I think I need to AFK, to send all these documents over. I need to send this ASAP to go through with pre-approval. If I keep playing I’ll forget about it.”

(Goes AFK working on banking stuff)

“I really like Shine Down. Shine Down is an acquired taste. At first I wasn’t a fan, but the more I listen, I’m like F yeah I like it.”

Back to PUBG solos

(Dono says) “4.20 dollars for every kill? F yeah I like this game.”

“Why did J9 donate 2500? He hasn’t paid rent in a few months so he just threw some money at me.”

plays for a while – afk

Shroud PUBG custom match

“We can do anything with these settings. Crossbows only. We can do anything (Match Settings). This is litteraly going to be R45 only.”

“Ok we’re good. Game name: why wont this work”. Password is 2222. (shit filled up fast). No helmets but vest is fine.

Hey Wadu got in! Floppy got in! You quick!

I don’t play any MMO’s anymore. I just been streaming a lot. That’s all I’ve been doing. I haven’t had time for anything else. I’m only interested in WOW classic, that’s all.

(gets killed quickly) that’s the problem with custom games. I wish I could get to play. (helps floppy – FLOPPY YOU”RE INSANE!”

Shroud watches a bunch of twitch clips like the following:

Chickennnn

biggest idiot

If I’m playing, I’m streaming

Crashing, running over…

A great day for the Doc

Oh Really

Wadu finds a chick

Business Offer

Doc OMEGALUL

Shroud chats with chat

“If I was to live in another state it would be Texas. ”

“Closing date is in a couple months.”

“I want my first home, I want to go all out with it. It’s exciting because I get to do whatever I want. Because normally you don’t have a lot of land to work with. I can do some shit with my yard. No bunker. I’m just imagining fallout. Turrets and shit.”

Q: Have you ever considered doing steroids? No. No.

Q: Do you own a gun? No. I’d like to, but I clearly don’t care enough or I would have looked into it.

(Alhashmi dono: $500 – don’t forget the watch room.) The closet is the size of my room. One with a glass island where I can display my watches. I’ve always wanted that. I’ve seen pictures of that. It looks so clean. Glass island with the drawers.

I want to see hot ones – Kevin Hart catches a high eating spicy wings

$2k donos from Alhasmi today.

Watches another Hot Ones with Bobby Lee

And finally Terry Crews

I think I would die doing that, I cannot do hot like that. I think I would die. I would probably die. They’ve had so many people on the show and I’ve never heard of it. I don’t handle hot. I’ve never had hot wings. I like spicy, tapatio is great, it’s not really spicy. I can still eat I just wouldn’t be happy about it.

Is pubg up? Pubg has new stuff in it’s store.

Ok anyway I’m gonna call it on that note. I’ve been streaming 8 hours. That’s gonna be it for me, I gotta pack. I’ll do a morning stream. Thank you guys for watching. I’ll stream again Friday for the charity event.

Ended by hosting ShahZam

Islands of Nyne Duos with Choco

Missed the first couple hours of the stream…

Shroud: “People say: mow my own lawn. That’s a good one.” Choco: “It’s not hard, take pride in it.” Shroud: “I guess.” “A roomba lawn mower hahah is that a thing? That’s dope! I can do that.” Choco: “Yeah I think it takes a while to setup.”

Shroud wearing a Madrinas shirt today.

I’m owning!

Shroud: “Does IO9 have leaning? No.” Choco: “Pubg is one of the only games I’ve played that has leaning.”

Choco: “One more last game?”

Shroud and Taco’s skins:

Shroud: “Imagine a BR without ADS, that would be a lot of fun. Just crosshairs like CS9. I’m a little biased though.”

“I think this is a game that would benefit from a good ping.”

Shroud: “The problem with this game is replayability. How to make it more fun. The core mechanics are unique. They gotta find a way over there.” Choco: “Yeah it gets a little boring.”

“Troy no no no no no. Well, he committed. Troy, you’re better than this. The dog just took a dumper. I was trying to get him to stop. Goddamnit man.” (Games some more… “He had a pistol!” “At least it was a log so I’ll give him credit. It’s a little baby poop. I’m going to take him out.” Choco: “Yeah I’m done anyway.”

Choco and Moses talking and playing Earthfall in background…

“I left that discord, I apologize.”

“Watch the Rainbow six video? Ok”

(Watching video LUL’s)

“That was pretty good actually. haha that was poggers right there. Haha. Oh man.”

“I want to play Rainbow 6 but I don’t know who’s also playing.”

Rainbow 6 Squads

Shroud’s Rainbow 6 crew:

MC_Jay444, I_am_ZAKO, Not.Ash-, Bnans, and KeisezrG (shroud)

“I’m so excited to get my own house I’m so excited! I’m trying to get pre-approved for a loan. I’m getting a load instead of buying with cash.” “We looked at some houses and narrowed it down to one in that model. A really popular one that might be gone in a few days. We’re hiring someone for the interior. We’re going to have a decent sized lot. These other homes are nice more modern and luxury but take a lot longer to be built. The other place makes all the houses and you buy as-is.”

“A thousand subs! Hey ya!”

He reached Rank 70

“I’m pretty sure I use muzzle break on Rook’s AR. (team agrees)”

“Is it weird I want to stay up all night?” “I just don’t want to sleep.”

Level 71 – Platinum II

“There’s a chance Plat 1.. there’s a chance!”

“Is R6 hard to learn? Yes. It’s better if you have a few buddies you can learn together. You have to lose to learn.” “Wise words haha.”

“I’m so slow.” “I’m learning.”

“I have a call tomorrow morning so I should probably not stay up all night.”

“I feel like I’m doing pretty good. We’ve won a few.”

Shroud: “Hitting people through rails is the worst.” Teammate: “That’s like my biggest pet peeve.”